Desperately Seeking Susan

Am I crazy?
How have I never seen this movie?
MADONKA is friggin fabbbbbb right here! I want all her clothes, stat.











i die.

She's all the woman I want to be.

You guys, I'm obsessed.

Raisin-Face Zoe.

So let's get one thing straight...

Rachel Zoe is my favorite "nickname" generator...in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar (with Mizz Jackson on da cover)...Miss Zoe renames shoe/booties into "shooties".

You know what I say to that!?

I DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

xoxo

APE.

I don't know what to do

Die for this one too. Gosh they're a sexy duo!!

Scarlett+Pete 4ever.

LOVE, DIE, BANANAS.

ANTM 13.

Hoookay so thanks AL DADDY for the last few updates...love da gays auntie, esp. cute, little French ones!!

On another note--I am addicted to America's Next Top Model...and this season, season 13--I should be on...or at least, I wanted to be on it. See, this season is for da shorties..5'7" and UNDAH! YESSSSS!! So I have a few faves...and some reasons why, read on--

Jennifer--23. Love her..she looks boring but on the show she is AMAZING! She has a hilar personality....only problem: HER DANG WONKY EYE!!! Bummer (see below)

Another fave of mine--

Nicole--18. This girl is BADASS! Visit cwtv.com to view her port....she will def. go far. Only problem: her WEIRD ASS PERSONALITY. You must watch an episode...you'll get what I mean.

Okay last one--

Erin--18. The boys in my life think the picture of her above is better than the one below. I disagree...the picture below, with the iced-out brows-slash-hair is BLOODY BRILS!!!

You should watch this Season...it's like no other shawty!! TAHAHA

APE.

Charles Guislain, U Sexi Hunk

In belated honor of Fashion Week:

Charles Guislain is my favorite little gay boy. Watch the videos below and prepare to fall in love. He's a 14/15/16 year old obsessed w/ fashion, using his good looks and banging style to sneak into all of the high profile shows. If everything goes according to plan, I'll be balling (rolling in that dough) by the time he graduates from St. Martins and starts his own line.

Never change, Charles, never change.

i <3 disposable cameras

A few shots from my last trip home below. I'm thinking about going to Costco and buying a value-pack of disposables. I know they're probably bad for the environment or something, but I suggest everyone buy one this weekend and experience the awesome anticipation of/ excitement in playing w/ a disposable.







Love,
Al

Who wants a free Blänk CD? (Get it? OMG LOL)

Guilty pleasure of the week: the new Blänk album.

Sounds like: an autotuned Lykke Li meets The Cool Kids meets Asher Roth meets Italo Disco meets syths galore.

This CD will make you feel like going out, getting some dranks and lowering your standards. But in a good way.

The female member of the group does a mean cover of Biggie's "Juicy". She ain't got nothin' on my girl G. Preezy when it comes to Biggie flows, but I still love it. (Sorry to all you Biggie purists out there...lighten up.)

Get it, all of it, here.

-Al

Gaga-licious!!

So I am in love the the magical, mystical Lady Gaga...as is my boyfriend. I thought her outfits were absolutely weird/amazing/stunning on Sunday...who thinks of that shit?! Is it her?!? I hope so!!

This video is a great little choir from an inner city school in NYC called PS22--discovered by the great Perez Hilton. He just announced that they're going to perform on VH1's Diva's Life tomorrow night...so stoked for them...they are 'mazing!! Enjoy their version of "Just Dance" by Mizz Gaga below:
(sorry for some reason it won't let me put the actual vid :()

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0FPZolbYns&feature=player_embedded

Love ya bitch!

ape.

Ode to Adriana's Sexiness Allure

Haaaay girls!
I am still stuck in 1994 with no internet at my new DIGGZ, but Kaimana lets me come into his backyard and cruise under a gazebo with wireless connections GALORE!

...
I'm daydreaming about AdLeemz right now, she is so dzang sassy!!!







Just a couple of my fave AdLeems shots. She is to die for.
DZANG!!

xoxo B

Nine-nine-nevahmind!

So I was walking yesterday morning on the bike path..and it was the weirdest thing, every few houses I passed smelled like pot!!

You may think I'm exaggerating, but wait, I'm not done yet.

After work, while I was in Foodland, I swear every couple people I'd pass, they'd look either super stoned &/or reeked of pot!! HOOOOOOOLY CRAP!?

After I thought of how weird the day had been, walking out to my car after getting my groceries, the guy parked next to me was smoking a joint.

And this is when you say--

"Only on the north shore"

ape.

Mad Decent... so hot right now... Mad Decent

One of my favorite labels, Mad Decent (they are more than Major Lazer, promise!), released a video of their 2nd annual block party a couple of weeks ago, and every time I watch it I shakey shakey dancey dancey wishy wishy they were based somewhere other than Philly so I could force them to hire me to do their bitch work (no offense, Philly, I just need to be on a coast).  They have such an awesome mix of artists... you will understand once you watch the video if you werenʻt already aware (and listen to their artists if you donʻt already!).    My kind of record label, my kind of block party.  And shout out to Skerrit Bwoy for being all kinds of amazing, even when he isnʻt daggering dem gyals.

-Al


Mad Decent Block Party 2 from Mad Decent on Vimeo.

Fall into the GAP

Oh yes...the GAP has unveiled a few new styles of their classic jeans and I NEED THESE ONES--

Called the "Always Skinny"--can that be for life please?!

So Al claims they did not fit her but she it a wee freak of nature...and by wee I mean t-i-n-y...the bitch! j/k j/k j/k!! So back to the jeans...at $69.50 a piece you can pick a few out...they have colors galore and they don't have to be distressed like the ones above, they have normal ones too (but who really wants to be NORMAL!?) If you'd like to check them out...check out gap.com

Well on to real life...

ape.

imboycrazy.com offering up some gems

None of the authors of this blog are going through break-ups right now (and one for sure never will again, lucky betch), and I think we have one (maybe two, maybe zero) readers at this point. Regardless, the chick that does imboycrazy.com wrote an amazing guide to dealing with break-ups, so I'm posting some highlights for anyone who might be going through one and happen upon this blog one day in the future. Some of my favorite "suggestions" from Part 1 and Part 2 of "The Breakup Guide" are below. Enjoy.

"GET YOUR NAILS DONE SOME WACKY KUH-RAZY COLOR YOU NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED! HOLLAH! MUTHAH FUCKAH!

TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE YOU DON’T GIVE A FIZZ-UCK!

LOOK GOOD EVERYDAY! (YOU NEVER KNOW IF AND WHEN THE EX WILL DROP BY. OR WHO ELSE YOU COULD RUN INTO!)

ONLY WEAR WATERPROOF MASCARA- YOU BIG CRY BABY!

KEEP A GAME FACE! AND BY ‘GAME’ I DON’T MEAN UGLY! KEEP IT CALM, COOL, COLLECTED!

KEEP SHAVING YOUR LEGS! THIS ISN’T THE TIME TO BECOME A DIRTY HIPPY!

DON’T GET BITTER, GET BETTER!

GO TO THE GYM AND RUN AT LEAST 3 MILES- EVERYDAY!

WHEN RUNNING, WEAR 3 SPORTS BRAS! DON’T LET THOSE TITS SAG GIRLIES! YOU’RE SINGLE NOW- WE GOTTA TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES!

WAX THAT VADGE! NOT FULLY, FALL IS UPON US. JUST KEEP IT TIDY. HOW ABOUT: RETRO ON TOP. A NEAT AND KEMPT TRIANGLE. (NO LANDING STRIP BULLSHIT!)- AND SLICK LIKE A BABY ON THE BOTTOM! YOU’RE WELCOME!

WEAR FACIAL MASKS! (NOT OUT IN PUBLIC, YOU’RE NOT A MIME!)

TAKE BUBBLE/EPSOM SALT BATHS!

FOCUS ON WORK!

MAKE YOUR HOUSE NICE! OH NO, IKEA COULD DRUDGE UP SAD EX BF MEMORIES! WALK THROUGH IT MY SISTER! BE BRAVE BITCH!

DON’T DO DRUGS! NO REALLY, DON’T.

MOISTURIZE EVERY BIT OF YOUR BODY BEFORE BED! ESPECIALLY YOUR BOOBS EVEN!

DON’T GET LAZY AND FORGET TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH/FLOSS!

DO YOUR LAUNDRY FOR GOD’S SAKE!

HAVE BREAKFAST AT A FANCY HOTEL! 
 

 

DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT PICK AT YOUR FACE!

DO NOT CHECK HIS FACEBOOK/TWITTER PAGE/OR BLOG EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR!

START USING THE WORD ‘HUNK’. EXAMPLE: ‘THAT GUY’S A HUNK!’ GOING TOO FAR WOULD BE: ‘THAT HUNK’S A HUNK!’ EDIT YOURSELF.

DON’T EDIT YOURSELF. UNLESS YOU’RE SUPER BORING, AND LIKE TO TALK A LOT. THEN SOME INTERNAL EDITING MIGHT BE HELPFUL IN MAKING YOU MORE LIKABLE.

READ IMBOYCRAZY.COM – THAT BITCH IS FUCKED UP!"

-Al

The Selby

OoooooooooO, DZANG. It's blog time, beezys.

I haven't even gone through the whole site yet, but I just came across theselby.com, and almost peed myself in excitement after looking at a few posts. It's self-described as a website that "...features photographs, paintings and videos by todd selby of interesting people and their creative spaces."

Since I just moved to a new apartment, I'm thrilled to have come across a site devoted to people who put time and energy into making their surroundings look amazing. I've been trying to take the "if you don't totally love it, THROW THAT SHIT OUT/ give to goodwill/ sell at buffalo trading co" approach to life through the move, and this website makes me want to do that X a million. Peep some shots from chez Sylvia Fargo and Christopher Simmonds below...

-Al Daddy

Bloginity

Bloginity--the process of losing one's blog virginity.

We've now lost ours...if you know us in real life, you'd understand why our blog would be ohdzang.blogpot.com. Thanks Al-Daddy/Al-Dawg,/A.J/Saalev/Alee for setting this shiz up. Be on the lookout for posts from her, our sistah in San Fran.

So idea to start a blog came one night when the 3 of us (brooklyn, alee, & myself) were watching Project Runway and really voicing our opinions to each other..and guess what?! Our critiques were right on/totally what the judges said/extremely WITTY! Our first attempt at a name (hey I still love it!!) was dicksonthepanel.com ...too sausage-festy?!?! We thought so too...

Thus, oh DZANG was born--thanks Alee & Brooke!

Here you will find some personal blogs about our seperate lives..but mostly we wanted a place to all be able to share our awesome findings (whether it be fashion, random shiz, etc.) and other stuff we thought we'd like to share with others.

Well on to real life...

ape.